hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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