But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
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