Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I would ride that face into the sunset
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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