This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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