so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Small penises have feelings too.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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