doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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