1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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