I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
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