He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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