Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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