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(574): View more from Indiana

pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.

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(312): View more from Illinois

It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.

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(425): View more from Washington

Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.

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(207): View more from Maine

It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO

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(716): View more from New York

YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA

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