Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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