The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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