Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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