My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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