So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
My orgasm happened in two different decades
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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