You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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