whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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