So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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