Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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