where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
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