You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Houston, we have a blender
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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