Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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