No stitches, just platelets and will power
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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