That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
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