it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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