Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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