TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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