Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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