I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
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