their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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