Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
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