We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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