possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Randomize
