Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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