Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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