just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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