She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Cover your peen. We're going out.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
