I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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