Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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