Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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