You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
