first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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