i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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