I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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