What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
foreskin is a definite game changer
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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