TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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