think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I totes stole your whore crown.
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I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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