The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
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