dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
