There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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