did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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