these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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